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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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