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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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