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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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