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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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