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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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