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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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