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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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