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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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