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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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