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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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