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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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