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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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