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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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