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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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