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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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