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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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