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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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