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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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