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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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