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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ziggy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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