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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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