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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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