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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Emily
had their beloved pet
pony 🐴
Simba
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a turkey 🦃
a cheetah 😺
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a hyena 🐺
a hippo 🦛
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