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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Alfie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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