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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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