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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖

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