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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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