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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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