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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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