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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sparky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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