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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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