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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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