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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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