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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Pennywise eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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