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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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