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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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