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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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