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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖
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