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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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