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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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