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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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