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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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