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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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