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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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