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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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