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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖
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