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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮
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