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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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