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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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