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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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