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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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