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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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