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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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