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Pet death

My step-auntie Emily had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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